SYSTEM ONLINE SECURE TERMINAL // NODE 01 // 00:00:00
CLASSIFIED . PARTICIPANT TERMINAL

MIND CONTROL
SUSCEPTIBILITY EXPERIMENT

You have been selected for voluntary assessment. Lazer Corp will now measure your neural compliance and susceptibility to directed thought. Remain calm. Do not resist. Cooperation is mandatory and entirely optional.

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